Oh hello there... you think I didn't see you? Awww, of course I did loser boi!

I see how you've been lurking there breathing heavily like some retard... Can you smell what's still stewing behind me? I bet you can...

You're such a braindead idiot! I think you've got **** on the brain! You belong right in here! Not standing safely outside watching me! Get here! Open your mouth! Your head's going straight down the bowl so you can sniff and swallow the nasty bogwaters! Hahahah! Are you excted? Euuurgh! You deserve that and more you loser!